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Kim Kardashian celebrates her naked stuff

Playboy threw a celebratory bash for Kim Kardashians December cover last night in New York. Its nice to see a bunch of people gathering together to appreciate the fine art of air-brushing. Nothing ruins a good boner more than the natural blemishes of a woman. Although that's not really an issue with Kim Kardashian since nobodys looking at anything but her bulbous ass anyway. Unless theyre an android. In which case youll probably have to kill them. But give them one final test: ask if Kim Kardashian is on her back do you flip her over to see her butt If they answer No,� BLAM! Congratulations, you just rid the earth of a dirty android. Or maybe a gay guy which, uh, hmm, I probably shouldve thought this test through a little more. Hey, why dont you stand over there with the body while I hop out this window Later!