I Wanna Be Like Angelina

Jim Carrey's daughter is rocking all her tattoos! Canadian-American Jane glams it up at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Thursday night in L.A. Jane is an aspiring singer. Let's hope her music doesn't suck! [Image via Celebrity Photo.]

Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother: Reloaded

That’s the rumor going around celebrity news circles, but if one of the CBS show’s stars has his way, it’s not gonna be happening anytime soon. Neil Patrick Harris says he doesn’t want Britney Spears back on How I Met Your Mother - nothing personal, he says, but he simply doesn’t think they need to have [...]

Dickhead!

Andy Dick can be a mile away, but he'd still be too close for comfort! The failed heterosexual got his perv on at the Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere in Los Angeles on Thursday night. Three seconds after this picture was taken, he probably puked all over that poor girl in a drunken stupor! [Image by Janet Gough via [...]

Jack Handey's thoughts get deeper (AP)

AP - Jack Handey thinks dinosaurs are overrated.

Heather Locklear is Still a Bikini Babe

Heather Locklear strips down during a blizzard Eminem to perform at Nelson Mandela’s b-day party Ashlee Simpson screwed Mariah Carey Jessica and Cash’s sunny delight Mila Kunis will make you forget Sarah Marshall Moby makes bizarre comments about Britney Spears Kate Moss voted “best dressed” for obvious reasons Chris Brown pictures man up Vanessa Minnillo gets Kritik-ed Serena Williams busts out in a bikini Kim [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears' pics = HARD-HITTING NEWS!

Holy freaking crap, it's the reclusive "because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway" Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I'm at the top of my game. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC, and, yeah, okay, FOX News when you're done tonguing some W anus. I just journalized you all in the face! WHA-POW! NOTE: What does it say about me as a person that I think Jamie Lynn's pregnant body is way hotter than Britney's non-pregnant gelatinous form Besides that I'm probably going to jail. Photos: INFdaily.com

Watch & Listen To This: Smooth & Sexy

viewNode("2a0492ce18ebb", { player_profile:'vega-test3', width: 410, height: 315 }); We usually HATE it when actors try to be musicians. They're rarely able to do it well. Thankfully, Taryn Manning is an exception! We've always had a soft spot for her band, Boomkat, and now they're finally back with NEW material. Runaway is their first single and it's a bit creepy [...]

Mills explains divorce court outburst (AP)

AP - Heather Mills says she snapped when she poured a jug of water over the head of ex-husband Paul McCartney's lawyer during their bitter divorce battle.

Victoria Beckham and the Adams Family (Snap, Snap)

Dressed in a sparkly silver mini, Victoria Beckham shops with The Adams Family (her parents) at The Grove in West Los Angeles on Thursday. Posh strolled through the outdoor shopping center with electronics engineer dad, Anthony, and mom, Jacqueline. The Adams family picked up clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch and some children’s books from Barnes [...]

Vanilla ICED!

Douchebag hasbeen Vanilla Ice, real name is Robert Van Winkle, was arrested late last night and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after cops were called to his house for an alleged altercation with his wife. Apparently, the washed-up singer pushed his wife during an argument. She had earlier claimed he was hitting and kicking her, [...]

Hayden Panettieres Sexual Harrasment PSA

Heres another stupid video from Funny or Die featuring Hayden Panettierre doing a public service announcement on sexual harassment. The only thing funny about this video is that its intention was to be funny, but in reality they pretty much just made a real PSA. All they did was save NBC some money. Good work [...]

Getting Sex-y

Warning: If you don't want minor Sex & The City spoilers, then don't read ahead! Sources reveal that Fergie and divalicious Jennifer Hudson have laid down music tracks for the highly-anticipated SATC movie! Fergie just recorded the films opening song Labels & Love. It's been called the Sex and the City theme we all know and love [...]

Eva Longoria In A Bikini For BEBE

Here are new photos of Eva Longoria in Bebe Sports' new Summer 2008 ad campaign. As usual, Eva is photoshopped to death, and were made to believe that she's actually hot. Ill pretend that she is just because its Friday and she's in a bikini, so why the hell not Related Articles: Eva Longorias Got [...]

Prince William graduates as a pilot (AFP)

AFP - Prince William graduated as a Royal Air Force pilot Friday after successfully completing an intensive flying course.

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures

I’ve done a post on Oliva Munn before, I think she was topless but I don’t feel like looking it up, I know she’s the host of G4 TVs Attack of the Show and she did mention she liked my site on TV so she’s all right in my books. Now [...]